Cub Scout Pack 793 - Run-ons

Run-ons

Here is a list of Pack 793's favorite run-ons.

Scout 1: Runs out screaming, "They're on me! They're on me!"
Scout 2: "What's on you?"
Scout 1: "My clothes"

Scout 1: Runs out screaming, "It's all around me! It's all around me!"
Scout 2: "What's all around you?"
Scout 1: "My belt!"

Scout 1: walks out on stage holding a stick in the air
Scout 2: "What are you doing?"
Scout 1: "This is a stick-up"

Scout 1: walks out poking a stick in the ground randomly
Scout 2: "What are you doing?"
Scout 1: "I'm sticking around"

Scout 1: Runs out yelling, "They're after me,! They're after me!"
Scout 2: "What's after you?"
Scout 1: "The squirels are after me. They think I'm nuts!"

Announcer: We interrupt this program for a spot announcement.
Scout (offstage): Arf! Arf! Arf!
Announcer: Thank you, Spot.

Announcer: We interrupt this program to bring you a hot news flash.
Scout: runs on, lights a match, blows it out, and exits